do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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