True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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