I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just want nice things and good sex
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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