had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
two words: eviction party
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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