Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
the raccoons are back...
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