my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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