fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
