I don't remember. Are we still dating?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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