Have you finally orgasmed yet?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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