I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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