dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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