I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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