I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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