you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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