that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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