I'm really into asian looking animals
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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