It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
porn star boner night. come get it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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