Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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