if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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