And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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