There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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