I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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