we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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