in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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