we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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