sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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