Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This baby is an asshole
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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