It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We need a shit load of segways right now
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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