I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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