Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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