i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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