We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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