He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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