Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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