so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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