You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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