I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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