yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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