I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm always down for nudity.
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