just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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