I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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