There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I love having hate sex.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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