He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
wow bdsm is so cute
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