North Korea, Best Korea!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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