After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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