I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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