so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
