My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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