Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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