i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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